Status: I Got A Dirty Mouth....
Joined: December 16, 2010
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 140038
Location: Bradford, England.
Gender: F
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My mind are stars I cannot
fathom into

-The Fault In Our Stars
Welcome To My World.
You can call me Mrs. Malik.
One Direction has pretty much ruined my life.
Ed Sheeran wrote my feelings into words.

Demi Lovato helped me stay strong.
And Witty saved my life.

Witty has been my home for about 3 years,
& it always will be.

I'm in love with you,
& all your Little Things.

Harry Styles. Louis Tomlinson. Zayn Malik. Niall Horan. Liam Payne.

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Dear children of today,
We want you to know that we're sorry you have to grow up with this trash they call television.

Sincerely, children of the 90's


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Dear teachers,
Students give you apples for a reason.
 Sincerely, Snow White  


Dear Period,

i was just packing for my one week vacation by the ocean. 

  Sincerely, perfect timing


Dear Adele,
thank you for showing the world that curvy girls can be beautiful.

Sincerely, struggling

Dear that's what she said,

Yeah, she did, but not to you.

Sincerely, Jerk

Stupilaws. #9
In Florida, it is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.


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I found out the guy who bought the Segway company, died by falling of a cliff...
on a Segway.
Oh the irony. 


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Dude, I wasn't that drunk!

Dude, You were screaming Never!! at a Justin Bieber poster!!

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 not a hater, just thought it was funny  

Lizzie comes back from Rome, 
Kim Possible finds a new rival,
Amanda goes back to her show,
Zack & Cody go back to the Tipton,
Miley wakes up and it was all a dream,
Raven comes back from college,
or Corey moves back to San Francisco,

Disney is dead.
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