lizardgirl14

Status: Deeply Passionately in Love...with my dog :/
Joined: December 6, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 138234
Location: Iowa
Gender: F
Well hello there. My life is not terribly exciting so this will probably be pretty boring. My name is Elizabeth Ann and I am a junior in High School. I have a 3.85 GPA. I won't spice up the font on this because I have an eye for simplicity. I love horse back riding, mudding, four wheeling, reading, and sleeping. I kick ass at math, in case you were wondering. I don't like to walk through tall grass. I feel like something is probably going to eat me...  My favorite color is brown. I know...lame. I love meat. You know...pork chops, ribs, steak, burgers, etc. But then again, all food is good food. Except brussel sprouts. I know that this is a cliche but them suckers are nasty! I have a couple horses, four dogs, and shit ton of barn cats. My most recent additions are Charles and Titties, but my dog ate Titties. It was a tragic day for me. I also learned that Charles is actualy Charlotte. I had a steer named Ribeye and we had rodeos at my house with my cousins, but he got sent to the slaughterhouse. Please don't call PETA. I'm not the one that sent him there.  I live on a farm, if you haven't already figured it out. There is a bar in my barn. Everyone that belongs to it is a member of a club called the Patterson Creek Social Club. I kick ass at pool from years and years of practice. My favorite show is Duck Dynasty, even though they got rich doin the same shit I do on a regular basis. I don't understand how I'm not a millionaire yet. I am your typical 17 year old tomboy. My closest relationship is with my dog, Molly, and my family. I've never had a boyfriend. I've never been kissed, and sometimes I think it would just be easier to find a girlfriend (I'm not gay, and no disrespect if you are. Some of my best friends are gay) I live in a very small town in Iowa. Between 7th and 12th grade there is not even 600 kids at my school. I've lost people I love, I've met new ones, and moved on. That's just a little bit of info about me. I'm so glad to have shared that with you. Congratulations. You now know me more than anyone else in my life. You should feel honored.

Quotes by lizardgirl14

What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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I was at a bonfire last night with the guy that I like and he was telling us
all about how he knows all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody and I told
him I did too and he didn't believe me so he turned it on and we started
singing to it (every word...very off pitch) and one of his buddies said that
we should just get married now and neither of us objected. I would say it
was a pretty good night. I was like please just make out with me now.
I found out today that he wanted to ask me to go to prom with him...
just so he could not show up.
The problem isn't being chicken to tell him I love him.
The problem is that one time I did. 
He stood up and announced it to everyone,
then he glared at me and said, "Why do you talk to me?" 






You tell me.
I always wanted a boy to
wipe away my tears with his thumb.
I could be pretty...
if I wasn't so damm ugly. 
17 years old and never had a boyfriend, or been kissed. Now that's pathetic. 
All I want is one good relationship...















Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I stare close to the guy that I like but not directly at him. Then when he checks to see if I am staring I look him directly in the eyes...
so he thinks that I think that he is staring.














Just me?
He got his first girlfriend today
She's my cousin. It's pretty much me
close enough















yeah right. my heart is crushed.
Truth is anyone?? :)






 
Just kidding! We really don't know each other.