lizzie2208
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My aunt didnt want my cousins staying up until midnight, so we changed the chanel to a different time zone so they thought they stayed up.
The origional quote that
said "That awkward moment when you mom sits next to you whie you
are on the computer" was made October 2nd 2011. Jimmy whats
her face posted it yesterday. The original got less then 10
faves. Jimmy got over one hun. Wheres the
justice?
If you care about the truth, you will copy this and
change the font so you can read it.
2012
and I'm not dead yet.
And whatever happened to...
MILEY CYRUS
you don't chose what you eat at a wedding.
...then forgeting it five minutes later
Am I the only
one...
Who waits for the other person
to hang up first.
My brother and his friend were watching Sexy
and I Know It on youtube,
They complained about the speed of the video,
So I searched it on youtube and clicked on it
And it was
BANNED.
We were the last people to be scared by
it.
At my karate class, Sensi walks in with a coffee stain on his uniform and he is like:
"I got this stain when I walked into the dojo this morning and there were ten ninjas inside the dojo. I was carrying my bag full of gear and knocked out the four that atacked me when i walked inside the dojo. I didnt kill them. We dont kill here. As I continued to walk through the dojo, a ninja jumped out from the around the corner and tried to attack me. I kicked his foot and broke the bone and his sword went flying. And that was it. He couldnt move to get the sword or to attack me. When I turned the corner. A ninja came flying down from the rafters and tried to hit me with a flying side kick. So I grabed his leg right before he hit the wall and pulled his arm off. While I was trying to fix the ninjas arm. All the other ninjas came out and I defeated all of them.""
Huge explanation for a coffee stain.
I'm such a rebel
I
eat sushi with a fork