Man:I am here
to show you my book to teach you how to read.
Investor: But if they cant read how do they read your
book?
Man:Well then they read my book and learn how
Investor:That makes no sense how can they read
the book if they don't know how to read.
Man:Well when they read my book they will learn how.
Investor:BUT THEY CANT READ SO THEY CANT READ
YOUR BOOK!
Man:Well after they read my book they will know how to read.
Investor:Forget it.