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Member since Mon May 25, 2009 20:57:08 EDT

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Boys are jerks.!

But when you have an awesome boyfriend like me
you will think

Boys are Hot.!

quote number 1173989
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He Handed Me a deozen roses, 11 real ones, and1 Fake one he said he would love Me untill the last rose died.


Credit to Dlp3528


P.R.O<3333
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quote number 1162861
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READ THIS WHOLE THING(:

What color of shirt are you wearing?
red= silly
brown=cute
Green=gorgeous
blue=sexy
white= Muscular
Aqua=freaky
Yellow= innocent
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black/dont remeber=EMO
orange=funny
Gray=dumb
Pink=preppy
lightpink= sweaty
Multicolored= tree- hugging     
Other=hott
None=sexy beast
What kind of pants are you wearing?
shorts= cheerleader
Skirt/ Skort= girly girl
Corduroy= cagefighter
skinny jeans=pothead
Ripped Jeans=skater
Cammo= hillbilly
jean shorts/short shorts=whore
jeans=emo
Cargo=clown
Sweats/ basketballshorts=jock 
Booty=bum
Pajama pants=slut
nothing= mother banger
What is your NATURAL hair color?
dark brown=with a hot boyfriend/ girlfriend
auburn=with a broken heart
red= with a hot butt
black= with a nice smile
blonde = with a hot body*
brown = that flirts to much
dirtyblonde=with beautiful eyes
strawberryblond=that is to much to handle
lightbrown=with amazing eyes* You will have bad luck for four weeks!But if you re-post this,You will get kissed by the one you love...
quote number 1140113
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God gave us two hands,legs,feet,But only 1heart.

But The other half  was stolen by your solemate.

And when you find your solemate,

Your Heart will be complet<3









All Mine


No Jocking.!
quote number 1140103
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There was this girl and she was with 
her friend. 
They were looking through peoples MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. 
It had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 



Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she t
urned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 

If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 

what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to die!
quote number 1138349
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soccer
 
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Katie
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Elizabeth is my real name
lizzie is my nick-name
isabella is my convermation name
zellas
ann is my middle name
barbie are funny
eliza is what my grandpa calls me
texting is so fun
hello kitty is AWESOME! not really loll.!
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SaraMarie345
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Shannon.!
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