ljames17

Status: can i push everyone down a well
Joined: January 20, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 265750
Location: pleasantville
Gender: F
Hi, I'm La-Sanya. I like coffee, Lana Del Rey, and reading.
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row row row your boat
gently away from me
merrily merrily merrily merrily
please just f.ckin leave



 
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                                                       10 old wives tales still believed today that are NOT true:



1. Carrots improve our sight
2. Touching toads gives you warts
3. Too much telly hurts your eyes
4. The shape of a pregnant woman's baby indicates the gender of the baby
5. You shouldn't swim after eating
6. You'll catch a cold if you go outside with wet hair
7. Shaving hair makes it grow back thicker
8. Feed a cold starve a fever
9. Cracking your knuckles/fingers gives you Arthirtis
10. Cats 'choke' or 'smother' newborns


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why was six afraid of seven?
because seven was a registered six offender

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uno is a great card game it's just filled with
smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real f.cking personal real f.cking fast



 
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roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic.
but no, this is just gardening facts.



 
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i basically have three hair styles:
- straight
- wavy
- homeless



 
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
idk don't ask me about a chicken's decision i can barely figure out why i did some of my own decisions okay GOD
 
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why can't i lose weight easily
i mean i lose everything else without a problem



 
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All the time.
Me: ~posts quote~
Everyone on Witty: ~immediately logs off~
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