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lkearney38Member since Tue Aug 11, 2009 14:57:11 EDT Last login: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:38:07 EST AIM SN: keeeep dreamin.... Quote Stats: 117 |
Heeyy!!! My names lauren! Here are some factss about meee.......
-I brought joy to the world on June 10!!
-I love all my friends they are my life!!!!
-My fave sports are basketball and fieldhockey
-My fave store is American Eagle and i love shopping!!
-I AM THE JONAS BROTHERS HUGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its like a crazy obsession I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
-fave show(s)- have alot....
-fave movie(s)- have alot.... but im thinking the Proposal...oooh and Fired Up!!...and the twilight sagas!!!!
- fave artists- jonas brothers (what a suprise), taylor swift, miley cyrus, jorin sparks, justin beiber ....
-fave song- (dont have one)
-fave book- gotta be the twilight series!!!
-fave word- snazzy
- live, laugh, love!!


-done by me
-that was the best night of my life!!

-done awesomely by lainey

-superly done by sarah

-fadeyourheartout

- done by mee!!

-done by mee!!!

- done by mee the jonas brothers are my life!!!!
-I brought joy to the world on June 10!!
-I love all my friends they are my life!!!!
-My fave sports are basketball and fieldhockey
-My fave store is American Eagle and i love shopping!!
-I AM THE JONAS BROTHERS HUGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its like a crazy obsession I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
-fave show(s)- have alot....
-fave movie(s)- have alot.... but im thinking the Proposal...oooh and Fired Up!!...and the twilight sagas!!!!
- fave artists- jonas brothers (what a suprise), taylor swift, miley cyrus, jorin sparks, justin beiber ....
-fave song- (dont have one)
-fave book- gotta be the twilight series!!!
-fave word- snazzy
- live, laugh, love!!


-done by me
-that was the best night of my life!!

-done awesomely by lainey

-superly done by sarah

-fadeyourheartout

- done by mee!!

-done by mee!!!

- done by mee the jonas brothers are my life!!!!
Recent Quotes by this Author:
T E A M J A C O B
'cause he's hot!
'cause he's hot!
1
& sometimes...
I feel like I'm the doll in the dollhouse being played with,
and you're the little girl controlling me!
-all mine!
I feel like I'm the doll in the dollhouse being played with,
and you're the little girl controlling me!
-all mine!
A• Q • U • A • R • I • U • S : The Strongest
Trustworthy, Sexy, professional kissers, One of a kind, Loves being in long-term relationships, Extremely energetic and funny, Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations, Loves music, Not a Fighter, But will Knock the **** out of u, The BEST and BIGGEST FREAK in bed, Strong, Considered to be a "Spartan" The most intelligent Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt, Perfect! && 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
G • E • M • I • N • I: The Most Irrisistable
Nice, Love is one of a kind, Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the ****out, Trustworthy, Definitely a keeper, Takes others into consideration, Love is one of a kind, Always happy and loves to laugh, Easygoing, Treasures loved ones, Speaks their mind, Loud, Loves to be in a long term relationship, Is loyal to their significant other, Talkative, Outgoing, VERY FORGIVING, Excellent in Bed, Loves to make out, Has a beautiful smile, Generous, Strong, && 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
T • A • U • R • U • S: The S** Addict
Rare to find, Loves being in long relationships, Likes to give a good fight for what they want, Extremely outgoing, Sexy, Loves to help people in times of need, Outstanding kisser, Very Awesome personality, Stubborn, Sexual, Most caring person you will ever meet, One of a kind, Not one to fuck with, Are the most sexiest people on earth && 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost!!
L • E • O: Wild in Bed
Great talker, Sexy and passionate, Laid back,Confident not Concieded, Knows how to have fun, Is really good at a lot, Great kisser, Unpredictable, Outgoing, Down to earth, Loyal, Addictive, Attractive, Loud, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, Not one to mess with, Rare to find, Great when found && 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Shit
Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy Intelligent, Energetic, Predict future, Most erotic, Freak in bed, GREAT kisser, Always get what they want, Creative, Very Down to Earth, Sexy, Attractive, Easy going, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, The sexiest ever; Romantic, Caring
V• I • R • G • O: The Freak
Dominant in relationships, Sexy, Someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Loyal, Easy to talk to, Hard to forget, Not one to mess with, Love at first sight, Everything you ever wanted, Easy to please, The one and only, Ultimate sexiness; Great kisser && 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
L • I • B • R • A • : The Bitch
Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone they meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, Fun, Sweet, Have their own unique sexiness, Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED! Spontanious, Neat, Addicted and loyal to their friends, Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with :) You might end up crying; The most irresistible, Strong, Powerful, EXTREMELY PASSIONATE! Rare to find, A great kisser, Incredibly intelligent, Most Libras are deep-thinkers, Outgoing, Lovable, Corky, Crazy, A fun-lover, Funny, Talkative, Erotic, Smart, LOVES sports, Gets what he/she wants, Loves to be in a relationship BUT, is completely happy and free if single && 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
A • R • I • E • S: The Slut
OUT going, Lovable, Spontaneous, Not one to fuck with, Erotic, Funny, Take you on trips to the moon in bed, Excellent kisser, EXTREMELY sexy, Loves being in long relationships, Addictive, Loud, BEST IN BED && 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal, Great in bed, Love is one of a kind, Very romantic, Most caring person you will ever meet, Entirely creative, Extremely random and proud of it, Freak in bed, Spontaneous, Great telling stories, Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it, Someone you should hold on too forever. & 10 years of bad luck if you dont repost.
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of Good
Caring and kind, Smart, Center of attention, Too Sexy, Very high SEX appeal, Has the last word, The nicest ass everr, The best to find, hardest to keep, Fun to be around, Freak in the sheets, Extremely weird but in a good way, Super good in bed, Good Sense of Humor, Thoughtful, A partner for life, Always gets what he or she wants, Loves to joke, Very popular, Silly, fun and sweet && 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: The Best in Bed
Loves being in long relationships, Great talker, Always Love to bust, Nice, Sassy, Intelligent, SEXY, Predict future, Irresistible, AWESOME KISSER, gets what he or she wants, BY FAR the BEST in BED, Very sexy, Coolest, Extremely fun, Loves to joke, Loves to be your first, So you'll never forget, Smart && 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S : The Sexy One
Spontaneous, Freak in Bed, Great when found, Loves being in long relationships, The one, So much love to give, Not one to mess with, Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone They meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, fun and sweet, Most caring person you will ever meet, Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you.
Trustworthy, Sexy, professional kissers, One of a kind, Loves being in long-term relationships, Extremely energetic and funny, Unpredictable, Will exceed your expectations, Loves music, Not a Fighter, But will Knock the **** out of u, The BEST and BIGGEST FREAK in bed, Strong, Considered to be a "Spartan" The most intelligent Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt, Perfect! && 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
G • E • M • I • N • I: The Most Irrisistable
Nice, Love is one of a kind, Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the ****out, Trustworthy, Definitely a keeper, Takes others into consideration, Love is one of a kind, Always happy and loves to laugh, Easygoing, Treasures loved ones, Speaks their mind, Loud, Loves to be in a long term relationship, Is loyal to their significant other, Talkative, Outgoing, VERY FORGIVING, Excellent in Bed, Loves to make out, Has a beautiful smile, Generous, Strong, && 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
T • A • U • R • U • S: The S** Addict
Rare to find, Loves being in long relationships, Likes to give a good fight for what they want, Extremely outgoing, Sexy, Loves to help people in times of need, Outstanding kisser, Very Awesome personality, Stubborn, Sexual, Most caring person you will ever meet, One of a kind, Not one to fuck with, Are the most sexiest people on earth && 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost!!
L • E • O: Wild in Bed
Great talker, Sexy and passionate, Laid back,Confident not Concieded, Knows how to have fun, Is really good at a lot, Great kisser, Unpredictable, Outgoing, Down to earth, Loyal, Addictive, Attractive, Loud, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, Not one to mess with, Rare to find, Great when found && 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The Shit
Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy Intelligent, Energetic, Predict future, Most erotic, Freak in bed, GREAT kisser, Always get what they want, Creative, Very Down to Earth, Sexy, Attractive, Easy going, Loves being in long relationships, Talkative, The sexiest ever; Romantic, Caring
V• I • R • G • O: The Freak
Dominant in relationships, Sexy, Someone loves them right now, Freak in bed, Always wants the last word, Caring, Smart, Intellectual, Attractive, Loyal, Easy to talk to, Hard to forget, Not one to mess with, Love at first sight, Everything you ever wanted, Easy to please, The one and only, Ultimate sexiness; Great kisser && 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
L • I • B • R • A • : The Bitch
Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone they meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, Fun, Sweet, Have their own unique sexiness, Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED! Spontanious, Neat, Addicted and loyal to their friends, Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with :) You might end up crying; The most irresistible, Strong, Powerful, EXTREMELY PASSIONATE! Rare to find, A great kisser, Incredibly intelligent, Most Libras are deep-thinkers, Outgoing, Lovable, Corky, Crazy, A fun-lover, Funny, Talkative, Erotic, Smart, LOVES sports, Gets what he/she wants, Loves to be in a relationship BUT, is completely happy and free if single && 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
A • R • I • E • S: The Slut
OUT going, Lovable, Spontaneous, Not one to fuck with, Erotic, Funny, Take you on trips to the moon in bed, Excellent kisser, EXTREMELY sexy, Loves being in long relationships, Addictive, Loud, BEST IN BED && 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
C • A • N • C • E • R: Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal, Great in bed, Love is one of a kind, Very romantic, Most caring person you will ever meet, Entirely creative, Extremely random and proud of it, Freak in bed, Spontaneous, Great telling stories, Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it, Someone you should hold on too forever. & 10 years of bad luck if you dont repost.
P • I • S • C • E • S: The Piece of Good
Caring and kind, Smart, Center of attention, Too Sexy, Very high SEX appeal, Has the last word, The nicest ass everr, The best to find, hardest to keep, Fun to be around, Freak in the sheets, Extremely weird but in a good way, Super good in bed, Good Sense of Humor, Thoughtful, A partner for life, Always gets what he or she wants, Loves to joke, Very popular, Silly, fun and sweet && 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: The Best in Bed
Loves being in long relationships, Great talker, Always Love to bust, Nice, Sassy, Intelligent, SEXY, Predict future, Irresistible, AWESOME KISSER, gets what he or she wants, BY FAR the BEST in BED, Very sexy, Coolest, Extremely fun, Loves to joke, Loves to be your first, So you'll never forget, Smart && 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost!
S • A • G • I • T • T • A • R • I • U • S : The Sexy One
Spontaneous, Freak in Bed, Great when found, Loves being in long relationships, The one, So much love to give, Not one to mess with, Very pretty, Very romantic, Nice to everyone They meet, Their Love is one of a kind, Silly, fun and sweet, Most caring person you will ever meet, Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you.
you gave me roses
but they're all just made ofplast ic
but they're all just made of
Daddy, It hurts! :[
[This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!]
My name is Chris, I am three, My eyes are swollen..I cannot see.
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall.
I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.
'I'm sorry!', I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
And you can help, Sickens me to the soul, If you read this, and don't pass it on.
I pray for your forgiveness, You would have to be, One heartless person, Not to be affected, By this Poem.
And because you ARE affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do, IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Post this as 'Daddy ... it hurts' If you do not send this to everyone you know Then you obviously don't care about child abuse.
At first I thought this was just a chain letter and I wasn't going to send it either, but now I realize that this is an important situation. At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!! :[
[This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!]
My name is Chris, I am three, My eyes are swollen..I cannot see.
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall.
I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.
'I'm sorry!', I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
And you can help, Sickens me to the soul, If you read this, and don't pass it on.
I pray for your forgiveness, You would have to be, One heartless person, Not to be affected, By this Poem.
And because you ARE affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do, IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Post this as 'Daddy ... it hurts' If you do not send this to everyone you know Then you obviously don't care about child abuse.
At first I thought this was just a chain letter and I wasn't going to send it either, but now I realize that this is an important situation. At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!! :[
mean people are mean !
- the house bunny
OJBD
OBSESSIVE JONAS BROTHER DISORDER
*no treatment nessisary
-inspired by sarah gts
OBSESSIVE JONAS BROTHER DISORDER
*no treatment nessisary
-inspired by sarah gts
make new friends
but keep the old,
one is silver and the other's gold,
a circle is round,
it has n o e n d,
that's how long i want to be your friend!
- haha its like the girl scouts theme song
but keep the old,
one is silver and the other's gold,
a circle is round,
it has n o e n d,
that's how long i want to be your friend!
- haha its like the girl scouts theme song
Today, I read a story on MLIA that if you put your headphones in your nose and play your ipod really loud, you can hear the music through your mouth. I decided to try this myself. My mom walked into my room when I had my headphones in both nostrils while Sexyback was playing out of my mouth. She took one look at me and backed out slowly. MLIA
lkearney38
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