lmkramer5

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Joined: March 30, 2012
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Quotes by lmkramer5

When Im Sad I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome Instead!!!!!!:)
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At School During Lunch While Dumping Our Trays:

Friend 1:  you left one loner peach!

Friend 2:  it was squishey and I dont want to eat it.

:D
true story ;)
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Best Friend:  I stalk you from the bushes but don't worry, I like your shirt.

Me:  Well i'm flattered.  
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And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and recieve eternal life" but John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Hello, My Name Is Indigo Montoya, You Killed My Father, Prepare To Die.
 

 

-The Princess Bride

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