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           I was gone from witty for a little over a week.


                                                                                                
                                         CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

                   God may not accept the homosexual lifestyle,
                                              
                                                                        as you can see in some bible verses, 
 
but he still must accepts everyone for who they are.
                                     
                                                              

                         Love thy neighbor.

Everybody is a genius 
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
                                                -Albert Einstein






  


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random fact #6:



 The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. 



 

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random fact #7:



  The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone
squishing thier hands in Jello    

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random fact #5:



 The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II
who fathered over 160 children.  

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random fact #4:


 
 Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers

to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.  

  





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*girl puts a up a picture of her*
Caption:Is this ugly?

*Other people comment on it*
Comment: No, you look really pretty!

*Me thinking in my head*
Thoughts: Yeah, pretty photoshopped!!  HAHAHA you just got told! ..you just don't know it!

Oh, you look so pretty in that picture.
    ^
           Photoshopped