lmsmith
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Me, silly! You are, after all, reading my profile....
Who's there?
Me, silly! You are, after all, reading my profile....
Welcome! This is the part where I tell you all about my life. You are probably expecting me to share with you my personality and hobbies, what I want to be when I grow up, and my hopes and dreams for the future,
Buuuuuuut....
I have a feeling you couldn't care less.
So, to save myself the time and effort of typing all that into this little box, I've decided to sum up my entire existance into 3 words:
Buuuuuuut....
I have a feeling you couldn't care less.
So, to save myself the time and effort of typing all that into this little box, I've decided to sum up my entire existance into 3 words:
Quotes by lmsmith
It beats like a drum down in New Orleans
Sings like a Motown melody
D r e a m s l i k e C a l i f o r n i a
Bigger that the Texas Sky
It bleeds, it scars
but it shines when times get hard
because you can't break
An American Heart
nmf
"All our dreams can come true
if we have to courage to pursue them"
~Walt Disney
True
story
This morning I jumped on my horse
And went for a ride,
And some wild outlaws chased me
And shot me in the side.
So I crawled into a wildcats cave
To find a place to hide
But some pirates found me sleeping there
And soon they had me tied
To a pole and built a fire
Under me---I almost cried
Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
And begged to be my bride
So I said id come back Wednesday
But I must admit I lied.
Then I ran into a jungle swamp
But I forgot my guide
And I stepped into some quicksand
And no matter how hard I tried
I couldn’t get out, until I met
A watersnake named Clyde
Who pulled me to some cannibals
Who planned to have me fried
But an eagle came and swooped me up
And through the air we flied
But he dropped me in a boiling lake
A thousand miles wide
And you’ll never guess what I did then---
I DIED”
by Shel Silverstein
This morning I jumped on my horse
And went for a ride,
And some wild outlaws chased me
And shot me in the side.
So I crawled into a wildcats cave
To find a place to hide
But some pirates found me sleeping there
And soon they had me tied
To a pole and built a fire
Under me---I almost cried
Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
And begged to be my bride
So I said id come back Wednesday
But I must admit I lied.
Then I ran into a jungle swamp
But I forgot my guide
And I stepped into some quicksand
And no matter how hard I tried
I couldn’t get out, until I met
A watersnake named Clyde
Who pulled me to some cannibals
Who planned to have me fried
But an eagle came and swooped me up
And through the air we flied
But he dropped me in a boiling lake
A thousand miles wide
And you’ll never guess what I did then---
I DIED”
by Shel Silverstein
When
life gives you lemons,
don't make lemonade.
make life take the lemons back!
G E T M A D!
i don't want your dang lemons!
who do you think you are?
demand to see life's manager!
make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons...
do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn. your . house. down.
with the lemons!
don't make lemonade.
make life take the lemons back!
G E T M A D!
i don't want your dang lemons!
who do you think you are?
demand to see life's manager!
make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons...
do you know who I am?
I'm the man who's gonna burn. your . house. down.
with the lemons!
-we're done here-
I understand that scissors can
beat paper
and I get how rock can beat scissors,
but there is no way paper can beat rock.
Paper is suppose to magically wrap around
rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper
do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why
can't paper do this to people? Why aren't
sheets of College Ruled Notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they
attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you
why, because paper can't beat anybody, a
rock woulds tear it up in seconds. When I
play rock, paper, scissors I always choose
rock. Then when someone claims to have
beaten me with their paper, I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched
fist and say, "Sorry, I thought paper would
protect you."
~nmq~
and I get how rock can beat scissors,
but there is no way paper can beat rock.
Paper is suppose to magically wrap around
rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper
do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why
can't paper do this to people? Why aren't
sheets of College Ruled Notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they
attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you
why, because paper can't beat anybody, a
rock woulds tear it up in seconds. When I
play rock, paper, scissors I always choose
rock. Then when someone claims to have
beaten me with their paper, I can punch
them in the face with my already clenched
fist and say, "Sorry, I thought paper would
protect you."
~nmq~