lolatyourfaceokay

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Joined: June 26, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 187538

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
 
Heeey. My name is Tori. My birthday is on the 13th November. I'm a very weird person but I do try to fit in, sometimes a bit too much. Around my friends I am hyper and I'm usually a happy person. I like meeting new people but sometimes I can be a bit shy. I am honest and I hate liars and hypocrites. I love my friends. I'm a boring person really. I have twitter, my username is; eatyourfoot. Lol. I have youtube with the same username as my witty; lolatyourfaceokay. I don't care that most of my quotes are a fail. I come on Witty mainly to look at the funny quotes. Leave a comment if you like, I will reply, and follow me. If you follow me I will follow you straight back(:

lolatyourfaceokay's Favorite Quotes





no shoes, no shirt ,
and I still get service.
Fave if you know where this is from.

nmf

 

Edward Cullen
Okay, I have to say it. I'm gay. I've lived with it for too long.
55 minutes ago
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Harry Potter Umm, everyone already knew that.
21 minutes ago · Like
 
Ron Weasley You sparkle, of course you're gay.
20 minutes ago · Like
 
Bella Cullen Seriously, Edward? You couldn't have told me? You f***ing a**hole
sparkly fairy!

19 minutes ago · Like
 
Jacob Black So that means you and Bella aren't together anymore?
19 minutes ago · Like
 
Mike the Situation Oooh, we got a heavy situation right here...
18 minutes ago · Like
 
Jacob Black Who the hell are you?
16 minutes ago · Like
 
 
Bella Swan Notice how i've changed my last name back, Edward. And Jacob, that means I'm single now.
5 minutes ago · Like
 
Voldemort aww c'mon! I was team Edward. Now I owe Dumbledore 20 galleons.
2 minutes ago · Albus Dumbledore l
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 Girl : How much do you Love me?
Boy:as much as there are stars in the sky!
Girl: but it's morning..
Boy:Exactly!


Kevin
Today I was approached by Beyonce. She said to me "Excuse me. You haven't seen my phone have you?" I said "No sorry. Have you tried calling it?" She said, "No. I put it on silent." I said, "If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
24 hours ago
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Rachel
UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK! WHAT WAS HER RESPONCE??
23 hours ago · Like
 
Wayne
^^^^..................
22 hours ago · Like
 

Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
Today at 21:11 •Like Comment See Friendship

 
Harry Potter
Wait, what?
5 minutes ago · Like
 
Voldemort
I need to send farmville gifts to myself.
3 minutes ago · Like





What do I need to do to make you like me again?
What went wrong between us?

</3


 

nmf

EVER wonder..
what kind of crazy stuff you'd find, in 
Lady Gaga's house?
 
mom: How is our pregnant little daughter ?
daughter: how did you know?


I meant perfect
wait.... WHAT!?




 



Adorable:


Guy: i dont like you in that dress

girl: ok

guy: next time you will wear a long dress

girl: (what am i a nun?) ok fine

guy:and a veil 

girl:(angry)

guy:wearing this ring

girl : (speechles):d

nmf.