Silence_Is_Golden*

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i had a dream where i killed all the shirtless
guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends, too. it was called the "yolocaust."



 
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.


 
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Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?

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When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.

Even though I went to school.
 

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THERE'S        A HELL.

I  'VE                                                SEEN                                        I T.
 
THERE'S A HEAVEN.

LET'S      KEEP                          IT      A      SECRET.
 
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omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG
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Do NOT touch my iPhone.
It's not an usPhone.
It's not a wePhone.
It's not an ourPhone,
It's an iPhone.

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Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-A SS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” the girl did it. truly inspiring.
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          Ways that I start a conversation
          1) I'm so tired.





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It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.
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wait a minute this isn’t my homework


this is witty


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