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Member since Fri Apr 24, 2009 16:36:37 EDT

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Bad pick up lines
#9

Did you swallow a magnet too?
I feel like I can't pull away :)

Pon*& Zi
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Bad pick up lines
#8

If I were a squirrle
*&
You were a tree...
I'd store my nuts in your hole
quote number 1195928
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  5
Bad pick up lines
#7

If you were a booger
I'd pick you first :)
quote number 1195927
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  3
Bad pick up lines
#6

Those boobs look heavy
May I hold them for you =p
quote number 1195926
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Bad pick up lines
#5

You must be a parking ticket
'cause you have FINE written all over you (:
quote number 1195925
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Bad pick up lines
#4

Are you a light switch?
'Cause baby,
You turn me on (:
quote number 1195924
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Bad pick up lines
#3

I was blinded by your beauty
So, I'm going to need your
name *& number for insurance reasons (:
quote number 1195923
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  5
Bad pick up lines
#2

Come live in my heart
*&
Pay no rent (:
quote number 1195922
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Bad pick up lines
#1

Milk does a body good
But Damn
How much milk did you drink?!
quote number 1195920
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  4
There are four things in life that you can't recover


The [STONE] after it's Thown
The [WORD] after it's Said
The [OCCASION] after it's Missed
The [TIME] after it's Gone





Not mine... But I prettied it up a bit

C.R.E.D.I.T. T.O.

xxdumbofreekxx

quote number 1184078
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