lollliipops

Status: hey guys, im laura and i love to get more friends! :D
Joined: June 16, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 183694
Gender: F
heeey, my names laura
im 14 years young and i love ice-cream, chocloate and lollies bacically anything fattie :P i love the tv show pretty little liars and could literally talk about it for hours! haha, i would love to get more friends here on witty and i love to talk to anyone! if you have any problems, feel free to come and talk to me :D

love you all
lauraaa
xxxxxx

Quotes by lollliipops

im sorry im not good enough
im sorry im not pretty enough
im sorry im not skinny enough
im sorry im not beautiful enough
im sorry im not kind enough
im sorry im not funny enough
im sorry im not cute enough
im sorry im not smart enough

im sorry for being me.
plot twist: I logged off witty and got a life.
friend: omg! Niall totally ruins One Direction! I wish he wasn't in the band!
me:

friend:
me:
friend:
me:

friend:
cop:
So, you friend just fell down the stairs?




GraduatioSpeech:
 
  Thank you,Wikipedia,Wiki answers,Google,Bing,Yahoo Answers, Ask.com....

nmf

 

heey, i think we should be more than just friends?

 what? like BESTfriends?? :D

 

no, something more...;)

 OMG LIKE MEGA BESTFRIENDS ;P

" If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
― Marilyn Monroe

         



That Awkward Moment...

When someone says "you two should  go out"

  and you're there like, b*tch im

working on it!

nmq/nmf
A child says to his mom, 
"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick." 
In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
"please open your eyes," but it was too late.
His tiny heart had stopped beating.
When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY." 
 
STOP CHILD ABUSE
Favorite if you're against child abuse.
That walk of shame
When you try to throw your rubbish in the bin but it misses....
Teacher: You won't be able to finish this assignment the night before its due.
Me: Challenge Accepted.