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I heard Magnesium and Oxygen were going out?


I was all like 

O Mg

 

Can it be summer already?


 

I find it hilarious when girls on Facebook post pictures of themselves posing like a duck with like 1,000,000 layers of foundation and nike tick eyebrows, and they have the caption: 'use r all jst jelos of me cus no1 cn look dis gud wit no makup on ;)'

NO. JUST. NO

Me: Wow I feel like I haven't heard this song in 46 years

Mother: You are 15

Me: *Scrolling through Witty*

Me: I obviously have a life outside of Witty

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Me: *Cries*

I'm jealous of people with a normal sleep pattern.

When you're listening to music and you press shuffle.. But you keep skipping songs until you get to the one you want. Only me?