My thought process while texting him;
OMG HE
TEXTED ME. Maybe that means he likes me. Why is his grammar so
perfect? Is he mad at me? Wait, no, he just has a smartphone. Oh
god, I better reply. What do I say? Uh uh think think think! Well
it took him 3 minutes to respond so that gives me 2-4 minutes to
think. Okay.. This? No, that'll kill the conversation. This?
No, he'll think I'm creepy. OH YES, THIS. THAT'S
GOLD. *types* *Checks spelling* *reads over again* Okay. *Holds
breath and presses send.*