Joined: November 1, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 233256

"Life is a journey, not a destination."

Witty has become part of my life over the past two years, and I can say that it has changed me. For better or for worse, I do not know, but it has made an impact. I've met some of the most beautiful and amazing people on here who will forever be in my heart, and their stories will remain with me wherever life takes me. I just want you all to remember that life may be pretty rocky now, but it will get smoother. Eventually. No matter how hard you think it is, ending it will never be the answer. Hang in there, it gets better, I promise. I hope life takes you where you wish to be.

Quotes by lovecrazy

"*Witty user* has such a great sense of humor!"


Mom: When you were little-
Me: Is that a fat joke?


Shìt girls like:

Forehead kisses
Good morning texts
Being called beautiful
When you show them off
Cute, thoughtful dates
Watching the sunset
When guys apologize
Having their face eaten off by monkeys
Being stabbed in the throat
Eating moldy cheese
Rubbing their face in poop


Girls, girls, girls. If you are going to get in a physical fight with another female,
do it right. Do not; slap, kick, bite, scratch, hair pull, etc. Take the fists that God gave you and punch that mouthy sob right in the mouth. You're welcome.


Just a friendly reminder, that not everyone
gets married. Some people do in fact, die alone.


I believe the best relationships come from friendships.
You start out as complete strangers, then you start to get to know each other. You begin to realize that you have a lot in common, and you actually become quite close. Then one day, you realize that you have more immense feelings for them than just friendly feelings; you like them, like a lot. The two of you start dating, and everything just feels right. They're your best friend, you grew with them, you know them better than anyone, you love them. Friendships are that tiny spark that grow into a wildfire, lighting your relationship on fire and making it burn like crazy. Burn, in a good way. Yeah, friendships become the best relationships, if you let them.


Why try so hard to keep
someone in your life,

Just a tip for some of you, um if you aren't cute
you shouldn't be so damn còcky. Like you don't have your looks, so you should have a good personality or you will probably die alone. Bye.


I lay some pillows down to wrap my
arms around, I pretend I'm holding
you. I know it's sad, but it's what I do

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I actually like a little bit of PDA.
You know, holding hands, hugging, maybe a little kissing. But, if it gets to the point where you're trying to slide your D into my V, uh uh no siree you gotsta go.

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