<stupid guy you hate>so what does he have that i dont??
<you> well hes, smart, amazing, taented, cute, funny,
perfect, sweet, adorable, lovely, unbelievable, shocking, nice,
polite, cuddly, warm, fun, talketive, quiet,
...............................................................................................................................and
unexplaneble.
<stupid guy you hate> oh....uhhh....so hows the weather??