RYERYE*

Status: Life is ehh...
Joined: February 27, 2012
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: July 5
user id: 278734
Location: TN
Gender: F

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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is whats inside.
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Hold on, to spinning around. Confetti, falls to the ground. May these memories break our fall.

 

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IF I was noT mYseLF, anD
you were someone else,
I'D SAY SO MUCH TO YOU,
& I wouLD TeLL THe TRuTH.

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 I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out.  Every fav will help me cross this  thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥ 
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Creepy?

Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary was named
 Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners, 
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.

Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.

Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.

It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre. 
& here's the best part:

A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with

 Marilyn Monroe.
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When I was in 3rd grade

 
A boy came up to me and asked if he could borrow a pencil.

We became best friends, but he moved away in sixth grade.

There I was, studying in the library in college.

when a guy whispered, "Can I borrow a pencil?"

I looked up, and it was him. We've been dating ever since.
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to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e   u g l y   a s   f u u c k .
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Based on psychologic study,
 
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.
 
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When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.


When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.

You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.


When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.


When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.

 You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.


When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.

You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.


When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.

You thanked her by being on the phone all night.


When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.

 You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.


When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags

You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.


When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.

You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.


When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.

You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.


And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.



Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you  <3

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When I find out a guy likes me..

A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.
♥ 
 

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