*in Social Studies*
teacher (male): Class, I have a story.
class: k.
teacher: it's about how I met my wife - pretty
funny, actually...
class:
class:
teacher: Okay, so I was a teacher at a school a
few towns away from here. About 20 years ago.
teacher: My friend came to my office at lunch and
said, "Hey, all the new teachers are down at the pool."
Then he winks at me, and we go down there and are like
"She's mine, she's mine." to two of the new
female teachers there.
class: ....
teacher: One of them was yelling at a group of
boys and said to them "Hey, where'd you hear those dirty,
disgusting jokes?" And they responded, "Mr. Dunn."
[our teacher's name]
class: *laughs*
teacher: So she comes up to me and starts yelling
at me all BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH how dare you tell those jokes to the
kids BLAHBLAHBLAH
teacher: and so she's yelling at me, and then
I say -
teacher: "Yeah, you're right. Wanna go to
dinner with me?"
class: *laughs harder*
teacher: and she's all like "Uhhhhhhhh
ummmmmmmm uh uh umm okay."
And that's how my teacher met his
wife.