lovewritingloveliving

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Hiya there. Howz life?
Decided to take a step towards being awesomely witty by making a story account.

I love writing and i hope u luv my stuff.


There're loads of brill writers out there. Youse lot inspired me to post my stuff on this.


 
Check out my other accounts Angelcake and CosImCoolLikeThat.

Follow, like, fave, etc.
Cheerz.
Laterz,
Ash AKA Lovewritingloveliving

Quotes by lovewritingloveliving

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Sleeping on the top bed on the bunk
so if it breaks, you won't die
Anti-Joke #7


Knock Knock?

Who's there?

Boo

I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away

Anti-Joke #6



If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables

And olive oil is made out of olives

What's baby oil made out of?

Anti-Joke #5



The Lord said to John, "Come forth and win eternal life"

But John came fifth and won a toaster

Anti-Joke #4



A: Ask me if I'm a tree

B: Are you a tree?

A: No





 

Anti-Joke #3



A man walks into a bar. Except it's a metal bar, like a pole, so he got hurt.

Anti-Joke #2
What does an eagle and a mole have in common?


They both live underground... except the eagle
Anti-Joke #1



Q: What's green and has wheels?





A: Grass. I lied about the wheels