loveygirl999

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Joined: April 7, 2011
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Hi! I am Lily, and I am freakishly obsessed with Witty.

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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #3023438
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Oh my gosh, sorry about this quote. My sister just did that!
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Sparklez934 1 decade ago on quote #3023438
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Uhm no
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marriana1996 1 decade ago on quote #2972972
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i get out the 14th i cant wait!!!!!!!!!:)
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2972972
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Well, I'm excited for summer, and I already have a pretty sexy tan :)
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chloetimmons 1 decade ago on quote #2972972
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... i dont really know anyone that wants to leave school, im making the most out of my 6 months left- just saying<3
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2972972
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Aww, what time did you start?
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emzzyluvjm 1 decade ago on quote #2972972
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no i left 3 weeks ago..?
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EmilyRosex 1 decade ago on quote #2921807
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I have!(:
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shutupjenna 1 decade ago on quote #2901376
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according to this im 93% :p
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2789996
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Actually, I did the math wrong. I got 12%
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fallforyou22 1 decade ago on quote #2844366
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I HATE THAT!.
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2724101
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Haha....
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nesparz 1 decade ago on quote #2724101
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i just read this like 10 times, cuz it said read it again. so i read it once, then did waht it said, and again and again
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2790853
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Here's how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you spanked me
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange -
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear


9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Egypt – Kiss my
England - Go drown yourself
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2772464
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Yeah
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LifeTheGerardWay 1 decade ago on quote #2772464
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haha when someone doesnt have a picture i think of a generic girl face that changes as i start to talk to them.
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2767231
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IKR
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KayleeAnn22 1 decade ago on quote #2767231
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that would be awesome
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loveygirl999 1 decade ago on quote #2761904
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She dyed her hair. For the 9th time. She's 8
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xoxch33rxox 1 decade ago on quote #2761904
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What?
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