lovinlife321

ALONE...we are but one drop
TOGETHER...we are an ocean
We all need each other

READ THIS STORY! WHOLE THING. P.S. ITS TRUE. P.P.S. WHEN I TOLD MY MOM ALL THAT HAPPENED...WELL SHE JUST BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
SO i was in walmart just gettng some fruit with my mom. kinda looked like crap cuz u know its saturday. and all of a sudden I see this gorgeous man that looks like zac efron and he does a double take on me. and Im like OMG!!!! (on the inside) and then all of a sudden hes gone and im looking around panicking cuz you know...he could be the love of my life! i may never find true love again! and so i found him, he was walking to the self check out line and i ran to the clothes section to spy on him. and he looks back at me and then i tried to act all natural cuz i kinda looked like a stalker. so he payed for his bananas and just left me there. he didnt even run over and kiss me or ask me to marry him. i almost ran outside to catch him but I was like...uh nah it's too cold. 
i will never find love again.

Couches need to have built in fridges.

Santa: There's a rumor that the parents put out the presents on Christmas
Buddy: WHAT! PARENTS CAN'T DO THAT ALL IN ONE NIGHT! WHAT ABOUT THE COOKIES?! I SUPPOSE PARENTS EAT THEM TO?
Me: Yes Buddy, yes they do. They also eat the carrots you put out for the reindeer.
 

Your face just cracks me up.

 

All of me
Hates all of you

I find it hilarious when I walk into Walgreens like
-tampons
-condoms
-pregancy test
-baby supplies

Dear 11 year olds on facebook with "it's

complicated". Seriously? What did he do?

Steal your animal crackers?

 

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out
so you sit there clapping
like a retarded seal