lovinlife321

Did you hear that sound? :'(
I haven't eaten in 20 minutes!

Miley Cyrus is my role model. I mean before her it was Amanda Bynes but Amanda Bynes can't teach yuh how to dance.

That awkward moment when you fart in front of your boyfriend
LOL
what boyfriend.

I'm sorry everyone is so jealous of me, but I can't help that I'm so popular.

So I was reading random facts and DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU SEE YOURSELF 5 TIMES PRETTIER THAN YOU REALLY ARE?!
...This lowered my self esteem to negative 8

My math teacher is like a sweet old lady but she's kinda dumb. this is what she did when one of my friends fell asleep during notes:
here's my friend snoring in the corner and then My teacher walks over and says "um, good morning sweetie. It's uh time to simplify fractions."

I'm fat-orexic.
I like food
I hate being fat.
LOL

Some people just need a high five
in the face
with a chair
(:

holler at everyone taking finals this week and they haven't paid attention all semester