lozza821

Status: im living in the prime time
Joined: March 16, 2011
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 158750
 
 

Quotes by lozza821




How long will I love you?
As long as stars are above you...




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What really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but 

physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is



 
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And no Kanye isn’t stupid or evil for selling $120 plain shirts...

People are fricking stupid for buying em

Kanye is a genius.



 

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I'm glad my pets can't talk.
They know too much.


 
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I'm having one of those unattractive days.
I mean years.
I mean lives.


 
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You know who's perfect?
Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

 
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Sorry but I just full on karate kicked a

moth and it flew across the room and died

and now I feel like a god ok

 
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1D: I'm lying naked on the floor.

Me: My name is the floor.

1D:

Me:

1D:

Me:

Me: I'm waiting.
 
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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.

 

Then it hit me.

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3 Bad things happened to me today:

 
1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.

2: My sister got hit by a bus.

3: I lost my bus licence. 
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