lozza821

Status: im living in the prime time
Joined: March 16, 2011
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 158750
 
 

Quotes by lozza821



Me: I'm sorry but i can't be with you anymore.
Witty: Why? What's changed?
Me: You.

mine.

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Most people: lol lazy sunday
Me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday.
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I think i'm going to end up like Plankton...


Marrying a computer.

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Me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
Me:
Me:
Me: is that the sun
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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
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Friend: Didn't you say you were going on a diet?
Me: That was 2 hours ago. Shut the hell up.

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That moment when
you’re thinking about really inappropriate things and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your mind.

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My parents think I’m the only one who spends all day on the internet.
Little does she know, all of you exist.
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When it’s raining outside and you don’t have to feel guilty about staying inside all day.

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