ltoma18

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Joined: December 7, 2011
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Quotes by ltoma18

 

What do you like to do for fun?
Well, sometimes when i'm bored, I ball up on the kitchen floor and pretend i'm a crumb

 

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        So there was this lady at the store today
        who tried to shoplift a watermelon by
        hiding it under her shirt and she
        tripped on the way out the door and
        fell on the watermelon and broke it
        and she started screaming "MY BABY"
        just screaming and crying and it was the funniest
        thing I have ever seen in my life. 


 
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haha

BI/CHES

BE TRIPPIN'


....okay maybe

I pushed one
 
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opps

ALL OUR DREAMS

CAN COME TRUE, 

IF WE HAVE THE COURAGE

TO PURSUE THEM.
       
                          - WALT DISNEY
 
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     Me: Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop
     Friend: SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS. 
     Me: Settle down there Thor
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woah

When I was a little kid...
I didn't worry about what to wear because my parents dressed me.

Looking back at some of my pictures,
apparently my parents didn't care either.


 
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hehe


 When most girls wear hoodies and messy buns,
they look amazing.
But when I do,
I look like i've tried every drug in the world.


 
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Now that fall is here

do you think all the

teenage girls with duck-faces

will fly south for the winter?
 

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lol
Me in the shower:
Me: Okay, time to bathe.
Me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
Me: i'ma read the back of this.
Me: lather, rince, repeat?
Me: why do i have to reapeat is your product so cheap it didn't work the first time?
Me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
Me: eheheheheheheehhehe
Me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF!!
Me: did i already wash my hair?
Me: i think I did but i don't remember.
Me: i'ma do it again.
Me: F/CK I REPEATED!
Me: *hears noise*
Me: THEY ARE KILLING MY FAMILY AND IM NEXT!
Me: okay time to get out.
Me:
Me:
Me: Where the hell is my towel!
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lol


♚

I CAN'T

KEEP

CALM

IT'S MY 

BIRTHDAY!


 

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