luv2flip910
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Joined: May 20, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 175997
Gender: F
Joined: May 20, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 175997
Gender: F
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*Seductivly flips leg hair*
Why people should be friends with me
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE
Having a broken heart
is like having broken
ribs.
On the outside you look fine,
but every breath
hurts...
Imagine in 20 years ...
Daughter: Mom, who is this ... One Direction?
Me: Some old boyband I was mad for.
Daughter: I found some posters in the attic.
Me: Oh, thats nice honey.
Daughter: The blonde one is kinda hot! Do you think so?
Niall: My wife better think I'm hot!
Me: .....
Daughter: ......
Me: .......
Daughter: Oh my god. I just called dad hot.
And here I am, giggling like an idiot
because we can get comment points now
I either
eat
nothing
or everything.
there is no inbetween.
Teacher: OK class, today we're going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court, and when I say a colour, you run to the left side of the court. Everyone understand?
Class: Yes sir!!!
Teacher: Ready..set...ORANGE!!!
