luv_m3_p3

Status:
Joined: May 31, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 179048

Quotes by luv_m3_p3

Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend 
they have never done it before.

One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner. 
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the 
Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset 
but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay 
down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69. 
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as 
the GF tells him to do.

They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he 
will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let 
go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.

GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some 
more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time 
bigger than the previous.

The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at 
her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"

Hey I Just Meet You ... And This Is Crazy .. But I Didnt Wear a Condom .. sKeep The  Baby !
           Happy Birthday if your birthday is today
                        !! October 22 , 2011 !!
  I love you KaMocia aka Moci-Bad!!!
                                    Happy Birthday Girl!!

Driving down the road cause thats wat real n*gg*s do !!

Remeber When noone wanted to be called cool cause it stand for ::::

 


 


 

C-onstipated

O-ver weighted

O-ut of style

L-oser
 

Wanna hear a joke about rats:::?????
OOOf course yhu do
   "Ratatouille"
Best food evrr!!!
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!  
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.