luvjel4ever24

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Joined: December 27, 2011
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user id: 256210
My name is Julie I am 14 and my best friend showed me witty.
Aim high and land in the stars.
Always know you are NEVER alone
<3

a click you wont forget;

Quotes by luvjel4ever24

Some people just need a pat,

on the head, with a hammer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdhKMN6esiI&context=C407db71ADvjVQa1PpcFNO2HI0ly89bfGoGPbXblrz0N_ZC6v9oSM%3D

AMAZING NEW SONG
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5569610
*With friend, sees Asian boy playing with smartphone*
Me:
Look at that little boy.
Friend: What about him?
Me: He's like 7..and he has a smartphone.
Friend:
He's asian...he probably made it.
Me: ....
Friend: Aren't phones made in China?

MADE MY DAY
*At the grocery store*
Cashier
: That will be 47.63. Would you like a bag?
Me: No I'll just put all this food in my pockets.
Cashier: 
Me:
Cashier:
Me:
Cashier: 
Me
: Idiot.

That mini heart-attack you get

when you lose your phone

and it's in your hand.

That one guy
that makes you smile even when you want to cry

Him: i wana makeout wif u
Me: I want to throw a dictionary at you.
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