eating at friends home*
friend's mom: do you want some more ham?
normal people: yes please! you're such a good
me: yea! give me the rest. and the leftover salad.
ooh, that meatloaf over there looks good. i call it! oh, i smell
pie! are you making pumpkin pie? save me a quarter. no, make that a
half. extra whipped cream! and i'll have a liter of soda if you
can. and to top it off, if you're not eating that piece of ham
on your plate, can i have it? thanks.