Stupid products
instructions:
On a knife sharpener:
Caution :Knives are sharp
(isn't that the point of the sharpener?)
On shin pads for cyclists :
Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body, they do not
cover
(well sh-t)
In a microvave oven manual :
Do not use for drying pets
(Ah...That's why my dog is blind)
On a Harry Potter wizards broom :
This broom does not actually fly
(How i'm supposed to play Quidditch?)
On a bottle of laundry detergent :
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine
(Can someone turn on the washing machine while i get in it? I need
to wash my clothes)
On a muffin packet
Remove wrapper,open mouth,insert muffin,eat.
(You lost me at remove wraper)
In a kettle instruction manual :
The appliance is switched on by setting the "ON/OF"
button to the "ON" position
(So what does the off button do then?)
On a ketchup bottle :
Instruction : Put on food
(What? they told me it would open up my pores)