luz
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Joined: October 1, 2014
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: November 10
user id: 386979
Location: England
Gender: F
Joined: October 1, 2014
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: November 10
user id: 386979
Location: England
Gender: F
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about me?
hey, I'm luz, I had another account but it was too easy to find and I want witty to be a place where I can open up to you all and not be conscious. I really don't know what else to put here but there's a bit about me and how I feel in my quotes so go check them out.
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I WISH THAT I WAS AS INVISIBLE AS
YOU,
make me feel...
I like it
when school starts. I like it when school finishes, too. The only
thing I don't like is anything that happens between the two of
them.
If you
want to watch your dreams, you have to sleep. But if you want to
live your dreams, you have to wake up.
“No matter the amount of negativity you’re presented
with, 5 minutes from now could be your best
moment.”
Maybe it's not about the happy ending
Maybe it's about the story
Maybe it's about the story
I play keyboard in a
band called ''The Internet''
You had me at
Pizza
Pizza
There should be a law that
mothers that have babies over the age of one cannot say things
like, "My baby is 26 months old."
"My baby is 69 months old."
"My baby is 90 months old."
"My baby is 48438383838 months old."
THAT IS TOO MUCH MATH OKAY.
I'M TOO LAZY TO CONVERT ALL OF THOSE MONTHS TO YEARS OKAY.
JUST STOP.
PLEASE.
IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY, "MY BABY IS ONE YEAR AND THREE MONTHS OLD."
OR "MY BABY IS TWO AND SIX MONTHS OLD."
If I keep hearing mothers say that then when I'm asked how old I am I'm gonna say, "I am exactly 7.36328e6 minutes and 30 seconds old as of now."
"My baby is 69 months old."
"My baby is 90 months old."
"My baby is 48438383838 months old."
THAT IS TOO MUCH MATH OKAY.
I'M TOO LAZY TO CONVERT ALL OF THOSE MONTHS TO YEARS OKAY.
JUST STOP.
PLEASE.
IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY, "MY BABY IS ONE YEAR AND THREE MONTHS OLD."
OR "MY BABY IS TWO AND SIX MONTHS OLD."
If I keep hearing mothers say that then when I'm asked how old I am I'm gonna say, "I am exactly 7.36328e6 minutes and 30 seconds old as of now."
