lydiamariee

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Joined: May 25, 2011
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Quotes by lydiamariee

I have some serious news: I found out I got an incurable disease. Dont worry though, I figured out I had it all my life. Its called Awesome.
God made beer. God made wine. God made me. Oh so fine. God made pie. God made cakes. God made you. Well.. we all make mistakes.
I'm not crazy I'm just special! No wait maybe I am crazy.. One second, I have to talk to myself about this hold on...
I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Hey, What's that on your face? *punch* It WAS PAIN !!!
They should have a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chap-stick without losing it.
I saw two homeless people making out. I was gonna yell ''get a room!'' but stopped myself just in time.
for my Birthday i would like a white jacket that makes me hug myself, so i can run down the street yelling, "I'M FREE I'M FREE!"