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The awkward moment: when the automatic toilet flushes and you are still peeing :/ 

Everyone has there one favorite line from finding nemo:


"Guys you made me ink"
            
"enemeneminy"
          
"Fish are friends not food"
         
"Shark Bait Who Ha Ha"

 

            <3
 

^{Ill be laying on my couch just chilling in my snuggie: turn on MTV so they can teach me how to dougie.}

Favorite this if you didn't know ugg's weren't  made in Australia...There made in China!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Emo Philipps
 

known fact:
Bigger the hoops bigger the hoe.
 

credit to rileyyy

^{little girl: "mommy, is that Miley Cyrus on the radio?" " No hunny, it's justin beiber."}  

^{Teacher: "Why are you talking during my lesson?" Student: "Why are you talking during my conversation?"}  

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