lyssarox97

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Hey! So my name is Alyssa, or Lyssa, and I love to write quotes. I love to talk, write, and laugh <3.
 
January 1st, 2011: HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS! One of my new years resolution was to make a witty account, so I did :)
 
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So my name is Alyssa, or Lyssa, and I love to write quotes, talk, and laugh. I have a twin sister named Sophia, and shes pretty cool. I play tennis and am a black belt in karate, even though I'm pretty sure I couldn't punch someone in real life if my life depended on it :P. Also, singing is my life :) And also if anyone wants to talk to anyone about anything or have a witty sister or anything im your girl, so hmu :)
And other stuff..
Name: Alyssa C
Age: 14
Grade: 8th
State: Massachusetts
Joined Witty: January 1st, 2012
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LYSSAROX97 ;)
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Quotes by lyssarox97





Life's just a stage,

But the problem is there's no curtain


To hide behind
 

The question is

                 Are you  brave enough to play the part?
 

 
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I hate it when


You're almost done eating cereal, but the last 5 little pieces are like,
HAHA CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
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You guys, 1992 was 22 years ago.
People born in 1990 can drink alcohol
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are kids in middle school now who don't remember 9/11.
Michael Jackson died over 2 and a half years ago.
Heck there are middle schoolers who can recognize Justin Bieber, but not Michael Jackson.


Don't you feel old?



 

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How To Be An Optimist:


I would love to kill you


=


I would love to kill you













 

 
 
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You know you're lazy
when you get excited about cancelled plans



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I never ask myself why you're not here


I ask myself why I was stupid enough

to ever let you go




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Today I saw a guy being bullied for his lunch money

before anyone could help him,
he calmly replied,

"Its on your moms dresser."

 This boy is my new hero

 

nmf

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Dude, y our parents are here!
QUICK!
Hide in the closet!!!!



fave if you remember



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Is  it  just  me,
Or do other people like quotes for their content, not just their creator?


I might be the only one, but I don't care who wrote it, if it was a top commenter or not, I just favorite it if it relates to me or not.

nmf
 

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Valentines Day?













Pshhh,





More like Single Awareness Day
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