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IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google
and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked
out of Google's advertising program. Please
delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them
and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they
can be removed. A good rule of thumb to
determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be
happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote.
(Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads:
The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers
that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's
advertising program, I won't be able to afford to
keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
This scares
me.
We don't just make
quotes on witty, we make
friends.
We give advice when there's no
where else to go.
We're someone a million miles away's
shoulder to cry on.
Witty has saved friendships.
Witty has saved relationships.
Witty has saved pride.
Witty has saved
lives.
Witty is where you can go when
you feel like everyone is against you to see
that there are some beautiful, wonderful
people in the world that care about
you.
We are a family.
I would never sacrifice these things for
a curse word.
This is a petition.
Fav here if you swear
to avoid cursing in your quotes.
Keep this in your favs for Witty.
That Awkward Moment
when you realize that Dora's like 5 and she has
more freedom than you.
nmq
than any blade ever could.
Instead
of swearing, let's use
candy.
What the
fudge!?
You're such
a peanutbrittle-ing sugar
face!
What a
chocolate
chip...
Fudge
that
lollipop!
Son of a
Reese's peanutbutter
cup!
That's better.
format and quote by
@JulietteRoseX3
I laugh at boys
that work at
SUBWAY
Cause they
have to make me a
sandwich.
My thought process while texting him;
OMG HE
TEXTED ME. Maybe that means he likes me. Why is his grammar so
perfect? Is he mad at me? Wait, no, he just has a smartphone. Oh
god, I better reply. What do I say? Uh uh think think think! Well
it took him 3 minutes to respond so that gives me 2-4 minutes to
think. Okay.. This? No, that'll kill the conversation. This?
No, he'll think I'm creepy. OH YES, THIS. THAT'S
GOLD. *types* *Checks spelling* *reads over again* Okay. *Holds
breath and presses send.*
nmf/nmq
A "Dude" Is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
Mind = Blown.
