Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously
the best thing.
"I was at the gym, and I
walk in, and there's a model.
like, a real one.
and she's on the
treadmill,
running faster than a racehorse
would run,
like eighty miles an hour, probably.
top speed, and not breathing
heavily, just like:
\(^ - ^)/
and i'm over here on the
elliptical, and i hate it,
and you can see
in my face that i hate it, i'm like
~~(o__o)~~
and then her italian boyfriend
comes in,
and they're both incredibly
good looking,
and then he leans over the
treadmill bar
and starts making out with
her
while she's running that
fast.
and i'm just
like,
".....you
win."