madididntknowaboutthat

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Quotes by madididntknowaboutthat



Favourite this quote if you think cellphones should be waterproof so that you can text in the shower/bath. :]
all mine.

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When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other
p e o p l e 
can hear it too..

Someday I want to meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans and shout: 

"Omy God,  it's Shark Boy!"

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*you get the biggest smile!*

dear  high  school  boys;


your dick is not like pinocchio's

nose - 
it doesn't get longer everytime

you lie about its size...



sincerely;
-REALITY






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They say;

Birthmarks are where you were killed 
in your last life.

i have a birthmark on my tongue.
what the hell happened?




boy: make a c with your right hand.
girl: okayyyyy.*makes a c.*
boy: *smiles and makes 
c with his left hand, placing it near hers.*
girl: a heart?
boy: no. my stomach. and its 
emptymake me a sandwich.