madlytruelydeeply
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Why do you want me,
w h e n y o u c a n h a v e h e r
(Public School)
when you start the test
and you can't even
answer the first question.
"The republicans
drove our country into a ditch. So we got down there, we put on
our boots and we pushed and we shove and were sweating. And
there's the republicans watching us, sipping on a slurpee.
They were pointing at us saying: 'how come your not pushing
harder? How come your not pushing faster?' When we finally
got the car on level ground and heading in the right direction,
they see the scratches and shout to everyone: 'Look what
these guys did to your car!' And then they've got the
nerve to ask for the keys back. I dont want to give them the
keys back. They dont know how to drive."
-Barack Obama
I
don't care how much you hate Obama, he has a way with his
metaphors.
I just
figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward
penguins
Penguins can't break the
ice.
way too stupid for my taste.
Le me really tired at the mall so I decided to yawn
Me: As i'm yawning this guy comes up to me and says.
Guy: " Yes... It'll fit"
Oh God! Why these things happen to me?
If you get it, you have a very dirty mind ;D
nmq
Kid: I found this pill under my chair.
Kid#2: Oh! That's were my tylenol went.
Teacher: Well, it's been on the floor and how do I know it's yours. Don't take that pill.
Kid: Oh yeah because I was just going to pop a pill I found on the ground.
Kid#2: It's my tylenol...
Teacher: It was on the ground
Kid: *pretends to lick it*
Teacher: STOP. Just throw it away.
Kid#2: ....my tylenol.
