madz_rach

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WE JOCK QUOTES(:
Only to see how much people spaz out.
So calm your balls.

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People are Lonely
Because they build walls instead of bridges
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"In school tomorrow, we should---"
"Tomorrow's Saturday.."
"... oh.."
 
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"You're so pretty!"

Hell yeah I am. Clearly that's why I've been single for this long.

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A child says to his mom,
"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick."
In anger, she starts to hit her child until he was unconscious.
Then she regrets what she has done, crying, she says to her child,
"please open your eyes," but it was too late.
His tiny heart had stopped beating.
When she walked into her bedroom, the sheet said,
"I LOVE YOU MOMMY."
 
STOP CHILD ABUSE
♥
Favorite if you're against child abuse.
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WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME GAME,
JUST DIFFERENT LEVELS. DEALING WITH THE SAME HELL,
JUST DIFFERENT DEVILS. ♥
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.___________.

It's a whale
.....How do you have friends

 



._______.

Baby whale

 


 


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Everyone else on here is like;
I love him.
He gave me my hoodie.
We kissed in the rain.
And I'm here like,
"I love my cat..."
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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.

She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.

I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.

She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.

We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,

"I like your eyes."

One day, I was playing basketball,

waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.

Suddenly, I got a phone call.

It was her mom. She was in a panic.

I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,

"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"

I had no clue what happened,

so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.

I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.

I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.

Then I saw her, Kelsey.

My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.

"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.

I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.

Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,

the main source of blood coming from her head.

I went to the hospital that night,

I went every night.

in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.

The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.

 It was all my fault.

If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,

she wouldn't be going through this.

It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.

On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.

"Kelsey?" I called.

She wasn't quite awake yet.

Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.

I did, for a few hours.

One of the doctors finally came out saying,

"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"

"Yes," I whispered.

He bit his lip.

"She woke up, she's fine,

but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."

"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.

"I'm afraid so."

I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.

I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.

"You can go see her if you want,

but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."

I walked in, trembling in horror.

I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.

I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.

I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.

Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,

"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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My boyfriend is like a trampoline. . .


I DON'T HAVE A TRAMPOLINE.
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My     Last       Day     of      Summer;
 
Was today. I had    NO POWER. I spent my entire day reading.♥

Yay.
 

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