magix

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Magix

I don’t really know what to say here, because I always feel really awkward. Here it goes, then.
-        I’m a teenager, who’s fluent in sarcasm.
-        A budding writer, piano player, singer and guitarist.
-        Who may look normal, but is the complete opposite.
-        Guaranteed that I may go crazy, sooner or later.
-        My quotes are normally original.
-        And I’m addicted to Witty (Aren’t we all? :P)
 
So I’m just going to stick with that, for the time being. I’m friendly and I normally don’t bite ;) 
P.S. I specalize in funny quotes ;)

 

Quotes by magix

Friend: *visiting my house*
Friend: Let's go outside
Me:       Huh? What is this outside?
Friend: *drags me, while muttering something about spending too much time on the computer*
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truestoryandyeahitismyquoteimadeitupnowsohaha
My brother was talking to my Dad, and my Dad asked him to get
the condiments. My brother messes up his words, so he annouced,
"I'm going to get the condomns!" I have never laughed harder in
my life. Like ever. xD
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haha
Guy: Hey, you're so cute
Me:  hahahahahaha.................................... wait, what?.
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lol
The fastest land animal, is the teenage girl who is on her period,
has just come out of the shower and needs to dry herself, and
put on a pad or tam.p.on before blood starts leaking out of her v.a.g.i.n.a again.
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lol
I so can't wait for:
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
* The Originals
* The Vampire Diaries
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lol
Witty War? I'm clueless. It's Math Class again.
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haha
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just hold your retorts. And I'll tell you how I became the Chosen of Hogwarts. West Surrey, England orphaned and raised under the staircase I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin, relaxin all cool, shootin some spells outside the school, when a really evil guy who was up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood, got in one little fight which gave me a scar, Dumbledoor said I'm the Chosen one and I thought that bizarre.
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lol

wot r u wearing tonite, bby? ;) ;)

clothes ;)
 
true story.
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funny
In our school, being bada.ss means
going on facebook during ICT lessons.
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howdoievenknowthesepeople
Me: *Takes 99 selfies*
Me: *Deletes 98 selfies*
Me: *Spends an hour editing the sh.t out of the picture, so you can't even recognise me, or see anything*
Me: *deletes selfie*
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lol