majorlaxlover

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Quotes by majorlaxlover


Let's Waste Time
Chasing Cars
Around Our Heads
This is the beautiful song
I had the pleasure of dancing to
With him.
 
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*Driving in the car, listening to the radio*

Me: So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We're just having fun! We don't care who sees! So what we go out? That's how it's supposed to be! Living young and wild and free!

Mom: Free? More like, locked up! Most of those things are illegal. 

My mom then proceeds to give me "a life lesson" about not getting high. The entire car ride home.

True Story, bro.
 

 

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And he doesn't 
like me back,
  He doesnt feel
the same ♥


 

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Mean Girls references
are appropriate
in any real-life situation.


NMF<3



 




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And it sucks,
When you work butt off
And someone swoops in
And steals
Your GLORY.
nmf
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You Know What? I think I am going to be extremely sad when detox weekend is over..
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Highschool made me feel like the world hated me.

But, then I grew up and realized that none of it mattered.
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hannahlovesxox fade, & format.



And  i  am the  girl,



who will sit and wait for the curling iron before

i realize that i never turned it on.
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Highschool made me feel like the world hated me. Then I grew up, and realized
it doesn't matter.

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My Friend: What do we do in class today?
Me: Your mom.

 
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