malloryi98

Status: Be Yourself <3
Joined: July 25, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 199426
Location: Wisconsin(:
Gender: F
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits the windsheild? Its butt :D
Hey Beautiful(:
I'm Mallory,
Just your average 14 year old
girl here, nothing special.
I blow out the candles on 
June 20th, Music is my LIFE and I don't think I could live without it.
I am single as ever right about now 
and I always love a good corny joke.  I love to laugh and the people that can make me laugh, period.
That's all I will bore you with right now,
and if you want to know anything else, just ask(:

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bieberfever13 1 decade ago
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Omg we hav the same birthdayy
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bieberfever13 1 decade ago
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Omg I love him he is adorable and my picture is black idk why...
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ca_pjojo 1 decade ago
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haha thankss! and yep, i read every single comment on my quotes aha
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mylastchancex 1 decade ago
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Not at all, I've been secretly wanting to find one ;p
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mylastchancex 1 decade ago
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Ahh wooo!! Lol sorry I didn't reply sooner, I didn't realize you commented!
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heysoulsister 1 decade ago
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lmfao, thankyou for the paragraph! (I just got it there, I didn't get a notification for it) I actually hate my bathroom, and it's embarassing i even took a picture in there haha, but that was the only mirror we had at the time! You do sound really similair to me, and i do tend to stalk peoples profiles too ;). You're seriously stunning, and I'm jel:( Here's a joke for you.. What did the melted cheese say to the unlucky tortia? Man, it's nacho day! Waw, I need some new jokes.. I just had so much fun moving my cursor onto your comment box and seeing it turn yellow :D! I think I may need a life. I love your quotes btw, I kinda stalked yours too;).. I don't know why, I just started almost crying with laughter at most of them! I loved the 1800's & 2011 one, I almost cried with laughter at that one! So now I'll also leave you a second joke.. What do you call sixducks in a box? A box of quackers! :D
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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping 1 decade ago
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Aww, thank you((: btw, we just bro-fisted through the internet ;)
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itsNadiaXD 1 decade ago
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june 20th rocksss! lmao deff twins ;)
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carnivore7 1 decade ago
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I rate your profile 5 out of 10
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Peace_luv_abercrombie 1 decade ago
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I added another part to my story! You'll want to read this one! You get to find out the mystery behind Skyler!!!(: ENJOY!
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xolotsoflovexo 1 decade ago
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thank you!!
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alliecat 1 decade ago
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you're pretty :)
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azkaban14 1 decade ago
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Hey, like it says down there vvv you've more than likely heard the "dont listen to her" thing a bunch of times, but honestly don't. She isn't worth your time or your aggravation. You're the bigger person if you don't let her get to you and retaliate with something equally as nasty. Stay strong, stay beautiful :)
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ssalnck18 1 decade ago
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i know you have probably heard this a billion times already, but don't listen to LoverGurlForever. She is just outright rude and doesn't deserve any attention. Keep your head up and remember, you're gorgeous. If you need someone to talk to, I'm always here. (:
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xolotsoflovexo 1 decade ago
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hey malloryi98 (: hope you like this quote i made about you. shows people do care
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/4754481
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NytemareLuvsYooh 1 decade ago
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What is wrong with people that call you ugly? EVERYTHING. Tell em' to go play in traffic...
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fluffybunny 1 decade ago
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That Lovergurlforever can go herself. You are SO much prettier than her (and me). Plz dont listen to her...she is just jealous of your beauty. Stay Strong honey (:
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WickedHipsterPink3557 1 decade ago
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Hey, Maloryi :) Whatever you do, don't let that LoveGurlForever bring you down. You are beautiful. And if anyone tries to tell you that you're not, just tell me and I will go into an ALL CAPS RAGE on them!! Stay strong! :D
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xoxalex 1 decade ago
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some people aren't strong enough to admit their wrong. you're beautiful and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise. keep your head up, and show off your gorgeous self. love your witty sister :]] <3
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MichaelaLynn 1 decade ago
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Hey, i know you don't know me but i saw what that LoverGurlForever said and she's totally wrong! Don't listen to her! Your beutiful and don't let anyome tell you other wise(:
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