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The star of the football team
h a s
a b l i n d d a d
who
always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
&+ many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has
passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me
play."
♥
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Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
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