mankeyman19
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Joined: December 31, 2011
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I am a 14-year old man and I'm awesome.
Quotes by mankeyman19
If there were an award for most
pessimistic, I probab;y wouldn't even be
nominated.
Welcome to the Psychiatric
Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the little voice until it tells you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the little voice until it tells you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Whenever I wish someone happy birthday, I always
go with the happiest Birthday quote I can think of, "Happy
Birthday, and may the odds be forever in your
favor."
I get the best feeling in the world when you
say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if it’s just
for a second, that I’ve crossed your mind.
If only the war on poverty was a real war, then
we would actually be putting money into it.
Some people just need a high
five…
In the face…
With a chair.
In the face…
With a chair.
Team Gale!!!!!!
I DON’T NEED
ANY FANCY FORMATS FOR MY QUOTES. I JUST NEED TO THINK OF SOMETHING
PEOPLE CAN CONNECT TO.
You’re fat.
And don’t try and sugar-coat
it, because you will probably eat
that, too.
And don’t try and sugar-coat
it, because you will probably eat
that, too.
Teenager (Noun): A person who is 100%
ready for the Zombie
apocalypse, but has no idea what they are doing on Friday
night.