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my names Amanda; 
Im 13 years old, and im pretty much your typical teenagerr.
Some random stuff about me would be..
My favorite bands are;  Cobra Starship, Boys Like Girls, and Justin Bieber.♥
Some favorite shows are; Secret Life, Family Guy, Fantasy Factory, and Life Of Ryan.
I would absolutely love to meet; Ryan Sheckler, Christofer Drew, Justin Bieber,  Gabe Saporta, &+ Eminem<3
I am really good at giving advice, so dont be afraid to ask;; i dont bite, i promise.
hit me up sometime.;P
amandaaaxsx <--- aim screen name.




Recent Quotes by this Author:

in love?
pssh, what are you talking about.
just cuz i stay up late texting him, and always wait for that last goodnight, 
doesnt mean i love him..
ugh, who am i kidding, yes i do.(:

*fave//rate//comment?
*all mine.  
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you know how much you mean to me?
so much, that i cant explain it.
your just that special and you always seem to understand me.
your perfect, and mine..always.<3

all mine.(:
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I AM:
39% emo
6% slutty/whore
9% jock
6%  nerd
6% prep


Part One: 
EMO 
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[x] you like skinny jeans 
[x] you’re listening to music right now 
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[x] Like the color black 
[x] disslike most girly girls 
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to 
[x] sometimes like to be alone 
[  ] hate popular music 
[  ] keep hair in front of your face 
[ x ] have given people evil stares 
[  ] don't get along with parents 
[  ] Life sucks for you 
[  ] have been called emo 
[  ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[x] Complain a lot 
[x] owned a studded belt or want one 
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total: 13

Part Two: 
SLUTTY /WHORE 

[  ] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[  ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[  ] have been called a slut 
[  ] sometimes likes to drink 
[x] ever wore low cut shirts 
[  ] have been called a tease 
[  ] Flirt with every guy! 
[x] love the opposite sex 
[  ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[  ] own 5 tube tops 
[  ] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 2

Part Three: 
JOCK 

[  ] Own at least 5 jerseys 
[x] Have 10 or more trophies 
[  ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[  ] Love sports 
[  ] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[  ] Don't wear makeup 
[  ] Have / had played lacrosse 
[  ] Play more than 2 sports 
[  ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[  ] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[  ] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[  ]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[  ] You run/ran track 
[  ] You play/ played football on a team 
[  ] Been called a jock 
[  ] Have set a record 
[  ] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports 
[  ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total: 3

Part Four: 
NERD 

[  ] wear your pants at your waist 
[x] have/had braces/or getting 
[  ] in advanced classes 

[  ] On Math team 
[  ] Have all A’s 
[  ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[  ] have been called a nerd 
[  ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[  ] LOVE to learn 
[  ] Like your teachers 
[  ] Watch history channel 
[  ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[  ] Have been called weird 
[  ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[  ] Don't have pics of yourself on facebook
[  ] read a book a month 
[ x ] You read on your last spring break 
[  ] Have your own website 
[  ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 2

Part Five: 
PREP 

[  ] you own mostly aeropostale
[  ] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[  ] charlotte rousse 
[  ] wet seal/ delia*s 
[x] you do/have cheerleaded 
[  ] you like to go to parties 
[  ] you enjoy yourself no matter what 
[  ] you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[x] for the most part, youre organized 
Total:2


If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
quote number 1176120
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today,
my baby sister was crawling on the floor, and making me mad, 
so i took out my field hockey stick
and i said "dont make me angry!"
she quickly crawled away,
i felt powerful. :]  

*all mine.
quote number 1163139
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Type your name with your nose! and plz keep it going

me xredith- DANG IT so close, Meredith (mee)

kasliue- Kaylie!

asnmna- Anna ahahah

krdty- Kristy. . .

aimewe- CRAP 1 letter! Aimee

sedan- lol, Sean

ryan- YES! but prob cuz its so short...Ryan 

caroline- YES! SKILL!, Caroline

gewndlybn- i tried doing her full name just for kicks lol, Gwendolyn

taylor lautnr- OH COME ON, Taylor Lautner
 
mtgqnj-megan lmao FAIL
 
vqajn3essa - vanessa lol i have a small keyboard

elizaberthg- haha woww i almost had itt]x

awmanxdA-mad skill, my names amanda.
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I AM 51% EXPERIENCED!

01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually
harassed.

09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.

14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.

16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.

40. Been in love.
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.

44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.

47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.

50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.

63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself purposely.
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.

74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.

77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.

86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.

95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

Start at 0%, and for everything you've done add 1%
Then at the top put "I am ___% experienced!"

quote number 1081746
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DO NOT CHEAT!!
this is 99.9% true
!


1. Write the name of a person from the opposite sex on a separate sheet of paper.

2. Which color is your favorite out of 
red, black, blue, green and yellow?

3. Your first intial.

4. Your month of birth

5. Which color do you like most?
 Black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.

7. Do you like 
California or Florida more?

8. Do you like the
 lake or ocean more?

9. Write down a
realistic wish.

ARE YOU DONE? iF SO, SCROLL DOWN. (DONT CHEAT!)


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T H E     A N S W E R S

1. You are completely in love with this person

2. If you chose:

Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- You are conservatice and agressive.
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. 
Yellow- You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K- You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R- You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
S-Z- You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

4. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar- The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr-June- You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
July-Sep- You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec- Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate

5. If you chose:
Black- Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. If you chose:
California- You like adventures
Florida- You are laid back

8. If you chose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your
 profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
quote number 1077833
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You'll always be my thunder.<3

*thunder ; Boys Like Girls.
quote number 1076358
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  0
Justin Bieber.(: <3
minee. no stealing.;p

quote number 1067012
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  2
RAWR!
THAT MEANS I LOVE YOUU, IN DINOSAUUR!

quote number 976127
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