Well hi there,
i'm Amanda and your on my profile. D: So, Witty is pretty much what i do when i'm bored. Um..I don't really know what to write..But I do know that I am good at giving advice, so dont be afraid to ask: i dont bite, i promise.
hit me up sometime.? :D
amandaaaxsx <--- aim screen name.
Quotes by manndaa96
R.I.P Great Grandpa Max.
im going to miss you more and more each day.
i knew it would happen soon,
but i wasn't expecting it this soon. <|3
i always love you.♥
i look back at all my quotes from like a year ago that i made and wonder what happened to me? i changed so much? is it for the good or bad? was i happier back then? why did i change so much? i guess this is just a part of growing up.. i never seem to have a fun time anymore. why? am i lonely and that's why?
*mature eyes only*
Okay when you read this... really think about it and what it means. Thanks!
Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
but bars and clubs are growing?
Why is it so hard to fight for what you belive in,
when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
There was this girl and she was with
her friend.
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the
man looked like a psycho. She started
laughing with
her friend commenting on how ugly he
was.
Right
then, an instant message came up.
IT SAID
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace?
XxLoVemExX: What?
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
to care the living sh*t out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
you just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a f*cking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
from someone.
They went upstairs and were
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but
when she turned around he was there.
News the next
morning said that there was one girl dead in
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes there will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
to die!
Quote #1260256
was made by manndaa96
on 26 Dec 2009 at 20:28:52 and was filed under funny.
peace; pot; tequila shot.
jesus loves you, stoned or not.
sex, drugs, rock&roll,
speed, weed , birthcontrol.
life's a b●tch, then you die.
so f●●k the world.
let's get high.
weed is a seed that grows in the ground.
if god didn't want it;
it wouldn't be found.
so be happy, smoke some pot,
jesus loves you stoned or not.
stoners live and stoners die.
but in the end we all get high.
and if at first you don't suceed..
f●●k the world and smoke some weed.
*what's this song called?! anyone know? k,thanks.(:
Quote #1257492
was made by manndaa96
on 25 Dec 2009 at 00:02:11 and was filed under lyrics.
inlove?
pssh, what are you talking about.
just cuz i stay up late texting him, and always wait for that last goodnight,
doesnt mean i love him..
ugh, who am i kidding, yes i do.(:
*fave//rate//comment?
*all mine.
Quote #1193702
was made by manndaa96
on 17 Nov 2009 at 18:48:16 and was filed under love.
today, my baby sister was crawling on the floor, and making me mad,
so i took out my field hockey stick
and i said "dont make me angry!"
she quickly crawled away,
i felt powerful. :]
*all mine.
Quote #1163139
was made by manndaa96
on 31 Oct 2009 at 20:26:38 and was filed under funny.
