marchand_gurl

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Joined: December 19, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: November 7
user id: 252534
Gender: F
My name is Jessi, I just turned 17 and I'm on witty to get out all my thoughts that I would otherwise post on facebook, if I wasnt too shy for the people that they are about to see them :/

Quotes by marchand_gurl

~ MY life, MY story, Most of yall haven't even made it past the title page! ~


my original quote :)
That Boy .. ♥ ( My Boyfriend)

What color is his hair:
-
brown

-What style is it:
- short
What color eyes:
- brown

Cute smile: 
-yeah
Braces: 
- nope
Glasses: 
- none
Abs: 
- I dont know
Height: 
- a lil taller than me
What grade is he in: 
- last year of college
How did you meet him:
- a friend of my sister's party
How long have you known him: 
- 3 years

Does he play any sports: 
-no
Can he play the guitar: 
- yes
What about any other music instrument: 
-
 not that I know of
Do you guys ever text: 
- ALOT
Describe something he would wear on a typical day: 
- jeans, t-shirt
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: 
- the sweater that he gave to me.
Where you're able to see his tattoo and abs:
- no
Least favorite thing:
- he's shy
Do your friends know that you like him:
- yup all of them
Do you think your parents would like him if you were dating him:
- I am dating him and my family appoves
Have you met his parents:
- yup
What would you do if he saw your witty:
- nothing?
My best friend's list
                                   Cross Off the Things You Have Done



Graduated high school
Kissed someone
Smoked a ciggarete
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert

Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched 4 movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone

Snorted cocaine
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a Tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself

Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over £200 in one day

Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on

Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been Sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
.
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped School
Skipped a class
Had Detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do

Stolen books from a library(accedentaly)
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Have watched all the Harry potter movies
Had an online Diary
Fired a gun
Had a garden sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
Been in a school play

Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to seaworld.
Gone to seaworld and seen Shamo
Got absaloutly socked by Shamo.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry
read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a colouring book over the age of 12.

Had Cancer
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.

Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had or have a pet hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did "spirit day" at your school
Dyed your hair
Got a tatto.
Had something pierced
Got straight A's.(Almost)
Been on Honor roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
fell in love/ had or have a crush on your bestfriend.

HARRY POTTER
[x] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
[x] You wear glasses.
[x] You have a weird looking scar.
[] You are brave.
[] You have green eyes.
[x] You like playing a particular sport.
Total: 4


RON WEASLEY
[x ] You have red hair.
[x] You are very loyal to your friends.
x[] You are deathly afraid of spiders.
[x] You are sarcastic.
[x] You don’t have a lot of money.
[x] You have older siblings.
Total: 6


HERMIONE GRANGER
[x] You are bossy.(sometimes)
[x] You are intelligent.
[] Your hair is wavy or curly.
[x] You have a cat.
[x] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
[] You get made fun of a lot.
[] You can’t draw
Total: 5


RUBEUS HAGRID
[x] You are tall.
[x] You are very friendly and soft hearted.
[x] You love animals.
[x] You are very helpful.
[] You give in easily.
[x] You are very loyal.
Total: 5


LUNA LOVEGOOD
[x] You are weird and proud of it.
[x] You don’t have loads of friends.
[] You are a bit ditzy.
[x] You are open minded.
[x] You are quite spiritual.
[x] You believe in things most people wouldn't.
Total: 5


DRACO MALFOY
[] You are manipulative.

[x] You can be very mean when you want to be.
[] You are a snob.(i guess around certain people)
[x] You can get jealous.
[] You have blonde hair.
[] You enjoy pranks. As long as they don’t hurt anyone.
Total: 2


NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM
[x] You are close to your grandparents.
[x] You are plump.
[] You are easily frightened.
[x] You get nervous easily.
[ ] You like frogs and toads.
[x] You are geeky.
Total: 4


Im just like Ron Weasley
How much do I cost?

Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75


Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15


Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25



Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100


Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215



Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600


Vision?
[] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100



Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450


Favorite Color
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500

Total: $4775

did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750

5775

R.I.P. Brenden Lumely <3

I've known you for 7 years and I never could've imagined that you would take your own life. I have missed you since I left that school after grade 6 and I will miss you even more now because all the memories I have of you are of times when you made me smile, made me laugh or when we were just having fun. To think that those memories will never come alive again or that I will never get a chance to make new memories with you is truly tragedic. Your suicide is like the finale of any great show, the people watching it fell in love with the characters and the story and truly never wanted it to end. unfortunately this one did. I can honestly say that the small communities of Glencoe, Newbury Ontario have lost an extremely awesome member of that little world. If you had one more day, you could have seen how much everyone would miss you and I hope you would have realized how loved you truly were, are and always will be.

I guess from here on, it's till whenever we meet again.

I Love You Brenden.

Not just to my friend Brenden but anyone who has or has tried to commit suicide: You Shouldn't Have Done It!

If you've ever been called ugly, put this as you quote and whoever sees it has to check your profile picture and fave it if they think you aren't ugly