margaretthemelon
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Joined: January 23, 2009
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of course...
I stopped playing with Barbies
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of course...
I stopped playing with Barbies
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♦ Its a love story... ♦
♦ baby just say ♦
♦ "YES" ♦
♦ Its a love story... ♦
♦ baby just say ♦
♦ "YES" ♦
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"Uhh... NO!"♦
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all mine please dont jock!
Drama
is life
with the dull bits cut out.
with the dull bits cut out.
I'm in trouble...
When a naked man is
chasing a
woman
through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on,
I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on,
I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
If you die in an elevator,
be sure to push the Up button.
be sure to push the Up button.
I think the worst time to
have a heart
attack is
during a game of charades...
or a game of fake heart attack.
during a game of charades...
or a game of fake heart attack.
BOOM
BOOM
POW!
What
are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men
everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
'Hold my purse.'
sorry if someone
already has it.
already has it.
Girls
are like phones.
We love to be held, and
talked with. but if you
press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!
We love to be held, and
talked with. but if you
press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!
sorry if you
already have
already have