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margaretthemelon
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walk into walls because
they're too lazy?!?!?
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haha that just might
be me, again.. =P
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g
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get out they have to go again?!?!
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haha that might
just be me :)
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wish that the
plastic
around snack
packs was really
candy
?!?!
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haha christi,kayla,
paige,kelly
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Live every day
as if it were your last
and then some day
you'll be right.
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Everything is drive-through.
In California,
they even have a burial service called
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I didn't go to my
best friends
funeral...
so
she
didn't go to
mine
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He who dies
with the most toys is,
nonetheless,
still dead.
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The
wise man
can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe.
But the
stupid ma
n
will just lie down on some seaweed
and roll around until he's completely draped in it.
Then he'll stand up and go,
"Hey, I'm Vine Man."
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Artificial Intelligence
is no match for
natural stupidity.
-sorry if someone
already has this
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If
there
are
no
stupid
ques
tions,
then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?
Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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