margaretthemelon

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Quotes by margaretthemelon

Doesn't everyone...
walk into walls because
they're too lazy?!?!?

i do :D


haha that just might
be me, again.. =P


Doesn't everyone...
go to the bathroom and right when they
get out they have to go again?!?!

i do :D





haha that might
just be me :)
Doesn't everyone...
wish that the plastic around snack
packs was really candy?!?!

i do :D




haha christi,kayla,
paige,kelly
Live every day
as if it were your last
and then some day
you'll be right.
Everything is drive-through.

In California,
they even have a burial service called


Jump-In-The-Box.


I didn't go to my best friends funeral...

so she didn't go to mine


obviously...

He who dies
with the most toys is,
nonetheless,

still dead.
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe.

But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed
and roll around until he's completely draped in it.

Then he'll stand up and go,

"Hey, I'm Vine Man."
Artificial Intelligence

is no match for

natural stupidity.

-sorry if someone
already has this
If there are no stupid questions,
then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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